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Andree's Gene 

The gene responsible for preventing breast development in women when they go through puberty. Women with this gene do not even need a training bra since their breasts are very tiny and almost non-existent. Very hard to distinguish their chest with that of a thin man's chest.
That poor Mecham girl over there never developed any breasts; it's that damned Andree's gene that got passed down to her. Maybe she should consider
getting implants.
Andree's Gene by Bhart January 1, 2009

clutch gene 

An expression to describe an athlete's ability to perform well at the end of the game when there is a lot of pressure. In basketball it can mean hitting the game winning shot as the time expires. In football it can mean a QB leading his team on a game winning drive in the fourth quarter. In baseball it can mean hitting a walk-off home run. In Hockey...well only Canadians care about hockey.
"Dwayne Wade will always be the leader of the Heat because unlike Lebron James, Wade has the clutch gene!" -Skip Bayless
clutch gene by DB30 January 1, 2012

Bitch Gene 

The Bitch Gene that all women have inherited that makes them bitches
Feminist women all have the Bitch gene
Bitch Gene by Mavronumon December 12, 2012

algae in the gene pool

This is a humorous reference to the likely genetic nature of someone's problems.
Alvin crashed another car and set a fire, there is algae in the gene pool!

Cheney Gene 

An as of yet unidentified gene that turns the belly yellow when country calls. It is possessed by people who when called to serve say, "Hell no, I won't go". All people with this gene have an aggressive demeanor until faced with the threat of bodily harm.

The term "Cheney Gene" comes from the fact that Dick Cheney was a strong supporter of the Vietnam war, but did everything in his power to avoid the draft.

The Cheney Gene is not exclusive to the neoconservative movement. Chickenhawks come in all shapes and sizes, colors and creeds.
All of the neoconservative chickenhawks have one thing in common; the Cheney Gene.

The man had a yellow belly because he possessed the Cheney Gene.

John was a supporter of the Vietnam war until he was drafted. He possessed the Cheney Gene.
Cheney Gene by jonnoj November 2, 2009

Donkey Gene

The Donkey Gene (or DG for short) is an inheritable trait that is most noticeable in white trash families. It is believed that all people are born with the Donkey Gene but your upbringing determines if the DG lies dormant or if it becomes active. If you are raised by a jackass who makes poor decisions then odds are, you will learn these undesirable decision making skills and thus the DG will most likely be activated.

Occasionally DG anomalies can occur. This is where people who are brought up by well rounded responsible parents somehow obtain an active DG. Conversely, people whose parents are complete morons sometimes manage to become responsible adults and break the DG cycle. Scientists have yet to determine why this happens
Jack: Hey did you hear that Sally spent her tax return on a new stereo instead of fixing the busted out window in her trailer?

Jill: No, but that doesn't surprise me, last year she bought rims for her car even though the muffler was hanging off and the whole thing is held together by Bondo! I'm telling you, she's got the Donkey Gene!
Donkey Gene by ScooterGurrl March 10, 2008