gilflurted

Horribly damaged/injured.

That Smith kid got himself gilflurted last week. They said the fire dept couldn't find his nutsack or left eye in the wreckage.

by Randy Bates January 5, 2008

gilfbo

combination of gilf and bimbo/himbo/thembo

a grandma/grandpa/grandparent "i'd like to fuck" who is very stupid, sexy and kindhearted

i used to think he was a just a himbo, but it turns out he's a gilfbo!

by currymulligan October 26, 2020

gilfod

An acronym. G.irl I.'d L.ike to F.uck O.ne D.ay
Derived from seeing underage starlets dressing more and more provocatively. The genesis of the word came circa 2002 with then underage Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff.

Yo did you see that girl?
Dude, she's totally only 16.
Yeah man, but she's a huge gilfod.

by Casabla December 15, 2008

Gilfer

Gilfer is someone who fucks grandmas.
goes along with gilf

That creep over there fucked your grandmother, hes such a gilfer.

by notlucky August 10, 2009

gilfly

a very epic person that in nice and caring. BUT HERES THE KICKER! shes a gamergirl!

Soulfur: Look its Gilfly!
Virgin: gAmErGiRl!?

by ChenzLikesMen December 4, 2020

Gilford

really lame, or uncool. a step above being leonard

Dude, it was getting pretty leonard, but now this is just plain gilford

by danman0627 March 19, 2011

gilft

When auto-correct fucks up when you try and write gif

''I tried to write gif but it auto-corrected to gilft wtf''

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 1, 2017