fuzzy coffin

is a slang word for a tight vagina

man it got trapped in a fuzzy coffin

by cupcakes00000001 August 29, 2017

fuzzy van

a butt disease where your pubes grow out of your asshole

you did you hear cameron has a fuzzy van?
EWW!!!!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes March 2, 2020

fuzzy and scuzzy

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014

Fuzzy Pillow

A fuzzy case, stuffed with something soft, used to cushion the head, especially during sleep and you can hump it

When I watch porn I use a fuzzy pillow to masturbate.

by John Lightsey May 31, 2012

Fuzzy Lumpkin

A term of endearment for a very cute person

How's it goin fuzzy lumpkin?

by DCdmd December 29, 2008

fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.

“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”

by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018