duck fucker

1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.

I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!

by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008

chicken fucker

Military slang for "the person who takes charge and gets shit done."
This person is not necessarily the highest ranking in the group.

You come upon a bunch of people standing around a vehicle with a flat tire, smoking and joking. You notice there is a leadership vacuum - no one is taking charge, so you ask, "Who is fucking the chicken here? Where's the chicken fucker?" in such a way that inspires the most ambitious and motivated person to step forward into a strong leadership role.

by Bulldog 6 October 15, 2013

Hey Fucker

1. A term of endearment

2. To address someone you don't know who has pissed you off.

1. Hey Fucker you wanna go to the bar?

2. Hey Fucker I was siting there!

by TJ-Huddy January 13, 2009

Bible Fucker

Someone who talks about the bible ALL THE TIME and will not shut the fuck up about it. This person will also pull a conversation into the bible no matter what is initially being discussed.

Me and Todd were talking about pussy when this bible fucker butted into our discussion and started spewing about how it's a sin to fuck someone who isn't your wife. He then went on a tangent about how God created original sin and we would both burn in hell for thinking about lust. I hate bible fuckers and wish they would all go fuck their holy books somewhere where I didn't have to watch.

by Alabama Atheist July 25, 2017

kiwi fucker

A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.

Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."

Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"

by Nock_The_Legend February 26, 2017

Dick Fucker

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.

Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker

by Tom Falls November 3, 2012

muffler fucker

Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.

"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"

by AJinPhilly August 25, 2005