Toxic friendly

There are 3 main definitions of a toxic friendly.

1. A friendly (usually in TF2 or roblox combat games) that say that they are friendly but when people kill them, they start baby-raging in chat.

2. Someone that says they are friendly but then attack people that attack them.
3. A friendly that will attempt to votekick someone that keeps on killing them, for the reason of "I'm a friendly you cant kill friendlies, you tryhard!" This is an extension of the first definition, but taken to the extreme.
Example 1:
Friendly: "Why did you kill me, I'm a friendly! Stop being such a toxic tryhard!"
Normal player: "Dude stop being a toxic friendly, this is a combat game."

Example 2:
Friendly: "Dude why did you kill me I'm a friendly"
Normal player: "This is a first person shooter, you are going to get killed, stop being mad about it."
Friendly: "Guys kick this toxic tryhard!!!"
Normal player: "dude stop being such a toxic friendly"

Example 3:
Normal player: "I thought you were a friendly why did you kill me?"
Friendly: "you shot me once so I killed you"
Normal player: "It was an accident, and friendlies dont kill people that attack them."
Friendly: "You attacked me first!"
Normal player: "lol toxic friendly"
by copeharder.cc July 31, 2021
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friendly doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?
by jakester1234 January 1, 2011
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Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.
She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
by JediAndi September 12, 2005
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friendly banter

The art of taking sly digs at your friends in an acceptable form. venting anger towards a friend in a highly amusing atmosphere creating tension and laughter.
"Then on the other hand i've got this CLOWN!"

"And you come back of your fucking hospital bed"

Just two of the exceptional vocabulary of "Friendly Banter"
by Jordan Riding December 16, 2007
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friendly fire

A popular american sport where they like to bomb anything that moves including weddings, their allies, the press corps, aid workers, their own men......
"Is it one of ours?

Who cares shoot the fuckers anyway."
by black flag June 7, 2004
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Instagram Friendly

Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.
Mike is really addicted to food porn photos, he'll only go to Instagram Friendly restaurants now.
by mzahra1 February 15, 2013
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