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FORD

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)
Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN
by Christina August 31, 2004
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Ford

F - Full
O - Of
R - Reliability
D - deficiencies
Fords got issues with reliability, their Full Of Reliability Deficiencies.
by Jahamez July 15, 2021
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Ford

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019
mugGet the Fordmug.

Ford

FuckedOnRaceDay FixedOnRaceDay FoundOnRoadsideDead FixOrRepairDaily FlippedOverRussianDuneBuggy FuckerOnlyRunsDownHill ForOnlyRetardedDrivers. What do you call a ford at the top of a hill? A miracle, now what do you call two fords at the top of a hill? A mirage. Aluminum bodied dented up leaking wreck. When it leaks it’s owner says it’s marking its territory. Simply a piece of crap. The brand you think of while listening to Ode to my car by Adam Sandler (you should look that song up it explains ford better than I do)
Bob, “Wow! Is that a ford or a can of Campbell’s chunky loaded chicken corn chowder!” Bill, “no it’s my ford.” Bob, “I actually couldn’t tell!” Bill, “if you have a problem with it you can leave!” Bob, “that’s okay it wouldn’t be able to carry my weight anyway.”
by Vince740 July 2, 2018
mugGet the Fordmug.

Ford

A car that is useless and a piece of shit
A Ford is a piece of shit and deserves destruction
by TheUltimateEnbyBloodGod February 13, 2021
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Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb
Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted
by Chevys better December 11, 2019
mugGet the Fordmug.

Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb
Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted
by Chevys better December 11, 2019
mugGet the Fordmug.

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