awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

Fordinfly

To pee vigorously with great agression and inaccurracy

Dude, just go fordinfly in all over the bed

by Steven December 27, 2004

forkingology

a meaning used for having sex for atleast 5 hours straight.oral and BOINK!!!!!!!

I had a forkingologynight last night!!

by freakofnature12 March 26, 2010

forking

When you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso.

"I'm not asking you to spoon with the guy, or even fork him-"

"What is that?"

"Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso."

by VOJAKIS February 6, 2019

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Foreinger

People from European countries (mainly ireland) who come over to England and take all our jobs and women! Some have initials BD

Oh god brendon you're such a foreinger!

by Squancysquanch December 24, 2017

forking

Two guys spooning with an erection.

Ken and Marcus can't forking because they're smooth between the legs.

Boobie can fork though, because she has saran wrap.

by emcubed March 24, 2008