(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.
Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.
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Party based around sexual activity, Youre invited to go if you have a flyer...
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Flyer Partys vary widely depending on whos throwing the "party". Usually these partys are started by someone handing flyers to friends who then dristribute these flyers to people who they think would want to come usually 20-50 people are invited in total. This party os for singles and couples. At the party there can either be 1 Room (not always a room, one time I've heard of a backyard) or multiple rooms with different activitys in them, mostly sexual, but not always. Sometimes theres drugs and alchohol. These partys have a WIDE variation of whats in them sometimes its just people making out on multiple couches, sometimes its everyone having oral, anal, and intercoarse with the whole room full of marijuana smoke. If youve never been invited youre either not old enough, TOO old or you never WILL be invited...
Party based around sexual activity, Youre invited to go if you have a flyer...
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Flyer Partys vary widely depending on whos throwing the "party". Usually these partys are started by someone handing flyers to friends who then dristribute these flyers to people who they think would want to come usually 20-50 people are invited in total. This party os for singles and couples. At the party there can either be 1 Room (not always a room, one time I've heard of a backyard) or multiple rooms with different activitys in them, mostly sexual, but not always. Sometimes theres drugs and alchohol. These partys have a WIDE variation of whats in them sometimes its just people making out on multiple couches, sometimes its everyone having oral, anal, and intercoarse with the whole room full of marijuana smoke. If youve never been invited youre either not old enough, TOO old or you never WILL be invited...
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Get the philadelphia flyers mug.1)To call someone unattractive over for sex while keeping all your lights off (inside and out) so neither you nor your neighbors can see what they look like. Then once you're done you hurry them out to keep your sexual encounter a secret.
2)Someone to have sex with too embaressing/ugly to let anyone see.
2)Someone to have sex with too embaressing/ugly to let anyone see.
I was horny as hell and needed a "night flyer", so I called that toothless, forty-two year old woman from the bar to come over last night.
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Get the high flyer mug.The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.
*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*
Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)
*Long Awkward Flylence*
Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"
Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)
*Long Awkward Flylence*
Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"
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