Jamaican flute

1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.

2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound

bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it

by Corrupso December 8, 2018

The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.

Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.

by goat19 May 16, 2009

Deutsche flute

Automatic E-Cigarette,Smoking Vape Pipe used by millennials and other weak people to try and impress others by exhaling large white clouds from the sunroof or side widows of a moving vehicle or simply sitting in a coffee shop pretending to study political science. Some people add flashy designs or bright neon colors to further impress the other low performers in society.

Man, traffic was horrible today. It was stop and go for miles... it was especially annoying since I had to drive next this dude who was playing his Deutsche flute the whole way..

by Chuck Johnson April 29, 2019

the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018

Jew Flute

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

by Dallas jew January 31, 2021

skin flute

a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it

Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)

"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"

also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"

by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003

poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.

"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"

by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009