floodjizz

noun; a rush of semen that no levee can withhold; typically produced by males after a prolonged period of abstinence or failure.

1) Who would have thought that floodjizz wasn't covered by her homeowner's policy? 2) My floodjizz led to a lot of stray dogs.

by Nosiay November 17, 2011

flolf

A Game often defined as Football golf and or Floater Golf, as presented by Neil Diamond.

Ben:"Hey Barnes did you see the Flolf last night?"
Barnes:"Yes."
Ben:"Braddaz"

by Q4J April 26, 2014

Floff

Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.

this cheesecake is like floff, it’s just floff

by Safetyguy12345 August 22, 2018

Flofl

acronym for Fucking Lying On Floor Laughing, pronounced "falafel"

Amy: Have you seen Heather's new post? Flofl

by abbaquirk September 18, 2019

Chloe flood

a fat slag who is an inbred she takes the piss out of people only because she has no friends except the horse on her gypsy

site. she lives with her mum who is on benefits in their 1 bedroom caravan which BTW she cant even fit on the toilet also through the front door.
she calls people gay only because she cant get any cock except from her dad who abuses her.

Chloe flood is an inbred

by FAT SLAG AND SKINNY SKET March 20, 2018

Johnstown Flood

A college prank that probably has other names. Most commonly played in college dorms. The act of filling a trash can about halfway with water. Then you lean said trash can against a door. Knock on the door and run like hell. When the sucker goes to open the door, they get the onslaught of the water, going everywhere.

I call it the Johnstown Flood as I attend the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, and the name fits perfectly, if you're familiar with the town's history

When you Johnstown Flood someone, don't get caught. The "flood waters" can do some serious damage

Try at your own risk!

by UPJ jack October 17, 2009

Flooded

when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girls panties wet.

1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.

by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017