Flaccking

An adjective to describe another adjective, first heard used by Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco following his teams win, mistaken for another F word not allowed on broadcast television.

"This is flaccking awesome," he shouted to a teammate after winning the big game.

by ShadeyHillRanch February 4, 2013

Flaughing

When you are so mad you laugh.

Every time I see Maddi I start flaughing.

by Gurtrude Floppinus November 27, 2013

Flacing

Ejaculating on to a woman's face just above the eyebrow so that semen drips down and makes a lace like structure on her face.

Rebecca likes Harry but isn't too fond of flacing because it ruins her makeup.

by Dr. Wolfdick August 22, 2016

Flacing

The result of a man ejaculating on a woman's face above the eyebrow and semen dripping down, making a lace-like structure. face semen lace ejaculation

Rebecca got flacing on her when she had a rendezvous with Bill.

by Dr. Wolfdick August 20, 2016

klatching

An organized social gathering, usually for sexual purposes.

The smiths and the joneses came over last weekend for a klatching.

by Psychedelic Harry Too December 15, 2016

Flashing & Drooping

When something is a technical marvel while maintaining a down-to-earth quality.

Yo that website is flashing & drooping

by jonl521 July 31, 2016

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017