finch

bending your dick left/right to fix your curve and return it to straight

yooo jakey musasa ima go “finch” in the shower to fix up my curve

by ethanandrish September 19, 2025

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Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.

That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.

by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025

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Finch West LRT

An object that takes forever to reach its destination, or a story that takes too long to reach a punchline.

"Hey girl, are you a Finch West LRT? Because I don't see this relationship going anywhere."

"Hey man, can you tell this story any faster? You've turned it into a real Finch West."

by Pedestrianize The Streets December 8, 2025

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Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.

"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."

by Angleknee November 24, 2021

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Finch

To be absolutely skint to the point where you can’t afford to do anything but sit in your house in Dinny

I can’t go on that stag do lads, I’m absolutely Finch

by Cd93tc May 17, 2023

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Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.

Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

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