fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.

The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.

by Nacho Party July 31, 2006

flingin your cheese

forcefully imposing irrelevant talk or action; inappropriate use of something; tossing the top layer of a Tony Roma's pizza

1. " Stop flingin your cheese at me, i don't care."

2. Poser: " I realized i'm cool now cause i wear obey shirts all the time."
Dude: " Dude, stop flingin your cheese around."

3. Ozzy

by bodelicios February 17, 2008

Filling Station

A Filling Station is a slang term used to reference a willing male or female concubine or sex slave. Filling Stations are also known as a cum dump. Filling Stations may serve one master or may be shared among several. They may also be shared during group sex and orgies and service multiple participants.

Tonya was looking forward to the orgy she was attending on the weekend. She enjoyed playing a submissive role and being the sex group's Filling Station.

by Eaton Holgoode March 30, 2014

filangies

Your fingers, or hands.

My filangies are tingling.

by prissorsxrawks March 5, 2008

Nupie Fling

A startling comeuppance inflicted on one or more intrepid and over-confident foes involving far-fetched martial techniques culminating in ippon.

Noelle, seeing that her instructor was trying to embarrass her by putting her in a highly tense and nearly impossible-to-win situation decided to knee her opponent repeatedly in the groin and finish him with a infuriated soul's last recourse: a Nupie Fling

by Stephe Watson April 26, 2004

Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo

After fucking a woman for a few hours to loosen her up, use her ass to warm up some BBQ sauce and her pussy to store blue cheese dressing. The woman then stands on her head and you invite the boys over to enjoy some chicken wings. Garnish to taste. Serves 4.

Now that Alice's syphilis is cleared up, all the boys wanna come over for a Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo party. Tim, you better throw more wings in the oven!

by FluffyTDGP February 23, 2009

Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020