see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.
There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.
by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006
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generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
by byte_me February 25, 2014
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and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.
by EDubs September 23, 2016
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"What do we have here? Just a festival of bitches, it looks like over 300 comments of mostly NOs. You know, it's just funny to me that a bunch of dudes would have such a bitch attitude toward something like this."
by lbassman May 26, 2017
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I am a 'Festival Reveller' & I love to MUNIFY with all my Friends & Family at the Independent DIY Non Corporate Non Profit Underground Old Skool Music Festivals in the UK
by chaos girl May 4, 2018
Get the festival reveller mug.When a girl visits a festival without a bag, she doesn't have a tent and toiletries. she has to find a place to sleep every night, usually in a different tent every night. Each night she sleeps in a tent she thanks the owner of the tent by letting him cum inside her. because she does not have her toiletries with her, she can not clean herself after. the last night she finds herself in someone elses tent, the cum of multiple men drool out of her vagina like a cheese filled hoagie. thats when she has a festival hoagie
A girl joined my tent the last day of the festival, and when i went down on her i saw she had a festival hoagie.
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