ferret shock

Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.

Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.

Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.

Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.

by GreyStork June 20, 2008

stupid ferret

Someone that has a disgusting head and looks like a ferret that is also very stupid, commonly found with names like Isaac Tahhan

Normal Person 1: Look at that kids head yuck
Normal Person 2: Yuck its a stupid ferret (spits on the stupid ferrets bald head)
Stupid ferret (Isaac Tahhan): Nah its over for you!

by Alix Haidar November 28, 2017

The Ferret

The act of sticking your penis in a sock (of any style) and performing intercourse.

I just gave that bitch "The Ferret", and now everytime I grab her hair I get fuckin' shocked!

by the ferret creator December 14, 2011

ferretarium

often owned by people who also reside in a doublewide on a property which contains more cars in the yard then on the drive way.

ferretarium is a designated place where the ferrets can roam

have you seen billybob's ferretarium?

by RototheD May 25, 2008

Ferretti

A guy that holds Gatorade bottles to his forehead as he thinks about penis.

That Ferretti over there has been talking about men he wanted to see naked all morning.

by Ferrettiisgay November 27, 2019

Bleached-blonde ferret

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

ferreting

A game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their ass.

YO you seen VW today ? I bet that gay bastard is ferreting one of his rats agin.

by skawtA November 27, 2007