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Feltch Bomb 

The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface
Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.
Feltch Bomb by tprider December 27, 2008
Related Words

that's so fetch 

Slang term used to say something is "very cool". Used by the character Gretchen in the popular movie "Mean Girls".
Regina: Oh my god, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?
Cady: Thanks, my mom made it.
Gretchen: That's so fetch!
that's so fetch by Babs May 22, 2006
The word that really hot girl from Mean Girls was trying to make slang for cool, awesome, or good.
"OMG, thats so fetch!"
fetch by Ultimo Ninja May 1, 2004

fetchez la vache 

French term for "Fetch the cow".
In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

felchocracy 

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.
It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.