rodent features

a kid who look like a rat
a kid who live poor
a kid who like to rumage in bins
that of which marcus has many

hey rodent features,u poor ugly kid, get the hell outa my bin

by jimcharlton April 18, 2005

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Bum features

When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.

Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"

by Anthony Peters October 13, 2006

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Loid Features

Someone that has the appearance of a mongoloid and is not really a mongoloid.

Guy: Hey you have really nice loid features
Girl: What's that mean?
Guy: It means your a good looker! I like your loid features

by ctits July 20, 2009

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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

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scrotum features

a person you want to make fun of thats ugly! basicly an insult! a easy way to say they look like a scrotum

chav: arr u scrotum features!

by CJ999 June 4, 2007

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Featureman

featureman is a senile old man who cooks absolutely disgusting and drinks rootbeer straight from the two leader leaving behind food chunks at all. The result of being a virgin in your 80s, someone should have put him in a retirement home as soon as he started using pasta sauce mayo and sweet relish as salad dressing. (see gif for a common reaction to his cooking)

Wife: What should we have for dinner?

Husband: I was thinking we could try this new Featureman recipe

Wife: *begins packing bags*

by ForkCartel January 27, 2022

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