Dark_Falcon

A mountain lion with no teeth or claws

A tormented loner afraid of his "inner demon"

An affected half wit who fails at everything

A salesman who envies Willy Loman's success in life

Oh, look, a lamb who roars like a lion! Must be a dark_falcon.

Bob got canned because he couldn't sell ice water to people in hell. He's a real dark_falcon.

by macthebutterknife April 19, 2011

falconi

A man of many talents, also known as a real hero, this person is really good looking and is a big shot who calls all the shots in town.

wow falconi your so hot i want your babies

by Glenn February 1, 2005

Falconator

A mythical creature that gets laid like everyday , it's so elegant.

Wow, after last night I think that was the best time ever with that falconator look-a-like.

by JCG1991 January 1, 2009

Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

fatcine

1. An extremely rude or bitchy person.

2. A fat person or moment.

"YOU ATE ALL OF THE CUPCAKES? Stop being a fatcine."

by Zerenes May 14, 2009

falcon fail

Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.

However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.

Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!

or

I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!

by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!

Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!

by CappaFranco April 2, 2016