failureology

The study of a person or persons that haven't earned a PhD in medicine at age 2 (better known as failures).

"I am an expert in failureology"

by Nebuwula November 28, 2022

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failed art student

A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.

by somegermanbornon4/20 May 6, 2023

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turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

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Mc.Failure

Getting a crap meal/crap service/general failure in a fast food restaurant.

Person 1: Man my meals sucks
Person 2: Such Mc.Failure

by Stomper247 March 9, 2009

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parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

by staggosaurus December 8, 2010

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