A message left on a message board or personal Note to oneself for the purpose of stroking one's own ego in a susie like manner.
Don't take that crap seriously man! It's just a fake post some susie is using to foist their delusions on other people.
by Dakhoth™ July 24, 2010
Get the fake post mug.A lying ass pussy who lies about anything and everything. Lies just to get by and pretends to be something that they're not. Habitual liar who lies to make themselves look better than they really are. A fake ass pussy who can't admit his/her flaws, weaknesses, and mistakes.
You're the fakest bitch I've ever known you fake ass bitch. quit pretending and just admit that you ain't shit.
by B real plz April 3, 2010
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A Fake-Ass person who has seen shows like "Big Bang Theory" (or to a lesser extent "Twilight") and have mixed in the Modern Hipster culture and styles of wearing Fake "Ray-Bans" and 80's style clothes. They have played some kind of Popular video game such as "Call of Duty, Madden/Fifa or a singing/music game" and think that they are also "Gamers" They claim they are nerdy because they they do these things or Hang out with similarly minded individuals. They are completly fake because they have no real sense of what a nerd is. They are also the same people who make fun of people for playing Xbox or PS3 too much, or play World Of Warcraft in their spare time. Real Nerds are disgusted by the way posers, pretend to be like them.
(Via Facebook) Fake Nerd 1: Round the Boyfriends playing CoD, then we are gonna watch star wars.
Fake Nerd 2: Nice, i played my brothers earlier, What sad no-life N00bs they were
Fake Nerd 2: Nice, i played my brothers earlier, What sad no-life N00bs they were
by smish34 October 4, 2011
Get the Fake Nerd mug.*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
by supergroup May 11, 2008
Get the failest mug.A trend among some Tumblr "famous" users where they pretend a celebrity has tweeted about them by faking a Tweet. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: OMG, did you see what Rihanna wrote about that Tumblr user on Twitter?
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
by Actionables June 28, 2014
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Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
Get the fake hoe mug.John: Isn't that the fourth time Bob's gone to take a leak in the last hour?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?
by Sofia (ms: /lulzayakii) July 10, 2010
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