Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk

I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.

by SJS. February 28, 2011

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.

My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014

Funk-A-Del-Lic

Means cool, awesome, another way of saying crack ass. Describes something that is undescribeable

OO SHIT, Thats FUNK-A-DEL-LIC dawg. That girl has a FUNK-A-DEL-LIC ass.

by MUTH3R FUNK3R March 23, 2003

funk that

An explative alternative appropriate for friendly co-workers and acquaintances where full on use of explatives may or may not be well received. Or, commonly used when one has had a come to jesus meeting or a new years resolution to clean up the potty mouth.

co-worker uno: I just overheard the sup saying we have to work late.
co-worker dos: funk that. I'm heading out before they find me.

by KerriBeth January 20, 2008

funk smack

the act of farting or burping on your hand and slappin the hell out of someone.

Carla: All you do is sit on your ass and watch t.v. Take me out somewhere!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!

by Black Dove February 16, 2009

funk ass funk

A word to describe someone or something that is gross, ugly, smelly, or just plain... GROADY. Also abbriviated as "faffy" or "F.A.F.".

YUCK, look at that funk ass funk girl. She should consider bathing.

by yo yo yo briANNAAAAAAAAAAAA December 24, 2005