Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.

Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."

by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010

Best Friend

The friend you favor over all other friends.

You are my best friend, I have only one because best means one.

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Friend Tenure

Noun,

After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.

Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."

by camarro88 December 26, 2008

friendaissance

Rebirth of friendship

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance

by KKrt August 28, 2009

Feindflug

Feindflug is a German power-noise, electro-industrial project/band. They were formed in 1995 by two people named Banane and Felix and remain active to present time. The band name 'Feindflug' literally translates to 'flight against the enemy' in English. Their music is about World War II (and war in general), authoritarian regimes (especially Nazi Germany and Soviet Union), and the death penalty. Unfortunately, their music has been misinterpreted for supporting Nazism, which they have stated quite clearly that their music does not intend to glorify Nazism, but rather reflect on the issue. They have distanced themselves from the Neo-nazi scene. Their motto is "Use your brain and think about it!".

Feindflug is a great band. You should buy all of their albums and listen to every single one.

by Ed Luffing July 14, 2013

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

In Friend

When you meet a person who is so amazingly awesome you want to be best friends with them. Almost like being in love with someone but without the love part

Omg that guy watches Firefly as well I am so in friend with him!

by mrscobb22 July 13, 2011