Fläskkäft

Swedish word, mostly used by Svullo. It's directly translated to "Pork-mouth". Something thrown at fat women, but never towards men. In order to really make this word work perfectly, try and make sure the fat woman does infact have extremely low self-esteem.

In order to master this word in English: Fläsk ; (Fla'esk) -Käft ; (Schaeft).

- Lawl, whatever Fläskkäft.
- Hehe, that doesn't bother me at all that you'd call me that. It's not like I'm going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain... The very pain that's traveling through my left arm right now.
- Fläskkäft...
- Whatever, it's not like I'm going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say I've got pretty tits.

Etc. Etc.

by Torve June 15, 2010

Flash fucking

As the modifier 'flash' suggests, flash fucking happens fast, spontaneously, and ends just as quickly. It’s the kind of sex that you’ll enjoy at specific venues that encourage promiscuity such as private parties or sex clubs. The point is not to indulge in a lengthy, intimate session with one or two people, but to fuck as many yummies as possible in the shortest amount of time (make sure to factor in bathroom and recovery breaks so that you’re able to maintain peak performance for each session). Unlike marathon sex, which necessarily implies the fucking of one person for a long stretch, flash fucking is analogous to a series of sprints.

Sonia went to a private party last night and bragged about flash fucking three couples in the span of one hour.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 26, 2010

Flash-Drive Jockey

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

flashlight cowboy

A security guard in the south-western united states. more commonly know as a flashlight cop,

"i was having a good time until the flashlight cowboy came along"

by Adonis617 May 20, 2013

Flash Steve

Flash Steve describes the fastest and skinniest person in school. They are the hottest and fastest around.

You are such a FLASH STEVE!

by LindaHarrison December 23, 2020

Blush flash

A sudden surge of heat to the face, like a hot flash, when highly embarrassed.

He tried to be cool after farting, but his blush flash was a real give-away.

by Wucky December 26, 2010

Ejac-flashback

When a picture or video is familiar to you. You’re not sure from when but at some point the picture / video has been masterbation material

Dude I've just had a ejac-flashback that chick was last nights wank material.

by Jimbo_777777 November 29, 2012