you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

by kajoe February 21, 2011

pls fix

Common email received by some junior investment banker by his managing director. Typically received after 2 am and with a pitch book copy attached below.

Can be substituted with: "can we beef this up", "pls massage the numbers", "increase the multiples", etc.

"1 am" Analyst:
Dear MD,
Please find the pitch book for the X merger attached below.
Best,

"3 am" Managing Director:

pls fix.

by GetThisBread April 4, 2019

gimme a fix

1) a command to someone for them to give you drugs or to screw you
2) what the awesome Sid Vicious says and has engraved on his chest in some pics :D

1) gimme a fix right now, you blond bitch!!

by randomapples November 5, 2009

R. Pattz Fix

The endearing nickname given to Robert Pattinson by celebrity blogger and queen of all media, Perez Hilton. An R. Pattz Fix is the daily dosage of gorgeous Robert Pattinson that everyone needs and wants. Usually a picture can suffice for an R. Pattz Fix. He's like a drug.

Person 1- "Ahhhh I'm dying!"

Person 2- "Why?"

Person 1- "I haven't got my R. Pattz Fix yet today!"

by fraaaankieeee January 20, 2009

temporary fix

Something or someone that will fix you or help you for a while

"I've been so sad lately"
"Let me be your temporary fix"

by hegds April 9, 2016

Man Fix

The throwing or banging of an object in an attempt to fix it.

Son: "Dad the playstations not working!!!!"
Dad: "Here let me have a look at that..... god damn thing won't... god what the fuck is wrong with this." (This is generally the part where the banging upon the object, or the throwing begins.)
Son: "Dad you're Man Fix broke my fucking playstation..."
Mom: "Told you so"

by 1118 September 22, 2009

if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010