Elmer Fudd

A person who has the Elmer Fudd speach impediment. Usually fun to joke about.

Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting students.- Ron Berlin aka Elmer Fudd

by jokemonkey November 27, 2006

emerald triangle

A triangular patch of geography in Northern California, encompassing Mendocino and Humbolt counties, and home to world famous redwood trees and outdoor grown weed.

Joe: This weed is some good shit.
Snowflake: Yea, it from the emeral triangle.

by mikwat May 22, 2004

Emergency

An extremely dire situation that justifies using the parental emergency credit card.

We couldn't get into the club over Memorial Day Weekend, so we were forced to use Mom's emergency credit card to buy bottle service.

by The Fieldy May 28, 2014

Emergency Dance Party

Emergency Dance Party is used in situations which are awkward or unusual. Used to break the strange taboo, or to relieve stress.

Advise: Do not use as an ice breaker.

Matthew: Hey, Im Matty. (Yells 'EDP!', starts breakdancing).
Derek: (Tears of Joy).

by Sai' June 7, 2005

Ember

Ember is a gorgeous girl who has a hard life at home but knows how to get what she wants in a guy.

Ember is a gorgeous girl.

by Bumms14 March 13, 2017

Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

emmereffer

Variance to the swear "motherfucker". Similar to how "eff" is used as a replacement for "fuck", "emmereffer" is a relatively clean alternative to motherfucker.

Driver: That dude just cut me off.
Passenger: Yep, he's a real emmereffer.

by Bemt August 25, 2006