When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
by dedwyf March 5, 2013
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Girl 1: did you see Edwardo today?
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me
Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me
Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
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Benjamin Edward Gordon also shortened to Ben Ed or even chuckles mcgordon if you know what I mean
Gives off serious Sagittarius energy....
Gives off serious Sagittarius energy....
I wish I could be Benjamin Edward Gordon
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.
by Typical Gemini March 31, 2021
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by Blue diamond 99 February 19, 2017
Get the Edward mug.A vampire that many girls see as the perfect guy. GET A LIFE, hes from a fiction book. and besides, if a vampire named edward does turn up one day, were guna blow the livin sh*t outa him. not addore him for feeding off livestock.
by wheredtheygo October 28, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A fictional vampire character from the book series "Twilight" who takes being a stalking/creeping to all new heights via watching his crush sleep for a month before she even knew him.
by me223423 February 21, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.An amazing actor who got his first role as John Connor in Terminator 2:Judgment Day.He is most known for his roles in Terminator 2 as John Connor and Daniel Vinyard in American History X. Edward Furlong was born on August 2nd 1977 to Eleanor Tafoya Torres. He is of Mexican and Russian descent. He never met his father but his mother told him he was a Russian decent. He is a vegetarian(notice the above definition) and he also supports Peta.In 2004, he was arrested for trying to remove lobsters from a grocery store in Kentucky where he was filming the independent film Jimmy and Judy. Edward had no intention of acting until he was approached by Mali Finn. He has a wife named Rachael Bella(Married April 19,2006) and had a son named Ethan Page Furlong(Born September 21,2006). He also was involved with Jacqueline Domac, Natasha Lyonne,Jolene Blalock,and Paris Hilton.Edward had a problem with drugs and drinking before his son was born. He decided to clean up for his wife and newborn son. After being in and out of rehab, Furlong said, "The first year of quitting (drugs) is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, physically and mentally."
What he did other than acting-
He released an album called Hold on Tight which was very popular in Japan. After the album was released Furlong said that it was a "bad mistake" then he decided to model for Calvin Klein.
Filmography-
(as listed)
-Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
- Pet Semetary Two.
- American Heart.
- A Home Of Our Own.
- Brainscan.
- Little Odessa.
- The Grass Harp.
- T2 3-D Battle Across Time.
- Before and After.
- Pecker.
- American History X.
- Detroit Rock City.
- Animal Factory.
- Cavalieri che fecero l'impresa, I.
- 3 Blind Mice.
- Venice Underground.
- Intermedio.
- Nice Guys.
- The Crow: Wicked Prayer.
- Cruel World.
- Jimmy & Judy.
- The Visitation.
- Canes.
- Warriors of Terra.
- Living and Dying.
- Dark Reel.
also starred in two episodes of CSI: NY, "Raising Shane." and "Hung out to Dry."
Some movies coming out in 2008/2009.
- Stoic.
- Kingshighway.
- Night of the Demons.
- Forever.
What he did other than acting-
He released an album called Hold on Tight which was very popular in Japan. After the album was released Furlong said that it was a "bad mistake" then he decided to model for Calvin Klein.
Filmography-
(as listed)
-Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
- Pet Semetary Two.
- American Heart.
- A Home Of Our Own.
- Brainscan.
- Little Odessa.
- The Grass Harp.
- T2 3-D Battle Across Time.
- Before and After.
- Pecker.
- American History X.
- Detroit Rock City.
- Animal Factory.
- Cavalieri che fecero l'impresa, I.
- 3 Blind Mice.
- Venice Underground.
- Intermedio.
- Nice Guys.
- The Crow: Wicked Prayer.
- Cruel World.
- Jimmy & Judy.
- The Visitation.
- Canes.
- Warriors of Terra.
- Living and Dying.
- Dark Reel.
also starred in two episodes of CSI: NY, "Raising Shane." and "Hung out to Dry."
Some movies coming out in 2008/2009.
- Stoic.
- Kingshighway.
- Night of the Demons.
- Forever.
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