A condition attributed to a generation/technology gap in elderly people based on language, body movement or driving habits; mistakenly attributed to full blown dementia or Alzheimer's disease. However, it offen closely precedes full blown dementia or Alzheimer's.
LANGUAGE: "Mom asked me if I had THE email. I think she's showing signs of Eldermentia".
BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".
DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".
BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".
DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".
by RockyBilboa November 18, 2009
Get the Eldermentia mug.It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.
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Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.
Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
by elderness God July 25, 2013
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Eddric is very smart, he has help me to become more better and achieve greater things in life. I'm lucky to have a boyfriend or friend named Edrric.
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Get the Ederic mug.The name for the portion of the population born roughly between the years 1997-2003. They're definitely not millenials, but don't quite fit in with other gen-z'ers either.
Grew up on shows like SpongeBob and Wizards of Waverly Place, and probably had a Playstation 1 or 2 when they were a kid.
Grew up on shows like SpongeBob and Wizards of Waverly Place, and probably had a Playstation 1 or 2 when they were a kid.
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