Tuvaluan duel

Two opposing men lay close to eachother with their faces being directly in front of their opponent's penis, they then proceed to beat themselves off. The first one to ejaculate wins.

Hey man, since your feeling so brave, why not solve this with a tuvaluan duel?!

by lapaloma08 January 9, 2026

<.7..9.76.>De Duele La Bariga Cuando Digo Sal De La Vida Mia<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7..9.76.>De Duele La Bariga Cuando Digo Sal De La Vida Mia<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7..9.76.>De Duele La Bariga Cuando Digo Sal De La Vida Mia<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022

Bow duels

A gamemode in Hypixel duels where the guild Airplanes has every good player in the bow community

Person 1. Bro I keep queuing airplanes members.
Person 2. Bro I know right they own bow duels.

by LunarLovesYou June 13, 2022

Sumo duels

Sumo duels exists to see who has the better hack client

Person 1. I'm gonna beat you in our best of 3 in Sumo duels.
Person 2. I'm using 0 0 velocity I will give you mvp++ for two years if you beat me.

by LunarLovesYou June 13, 2022

Fuck duel

Competitive sex

" got a fuck duel tomorrow can't drink tonight sorry boss"

by FluxEmTec June 24, 2022

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022