hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat by Rusty May 12, 2003

duckdoo

joke, what does a Duck do... quackk

you say.. can i borrow your duckdoo???
they say (eventually).. wats a duckdoo??

duckdoo by yesswalker December 16, 2008

dicked out 

used to describe a woman engaging in sexual intercourse with a male.

Bitch got dicked out by that huge dude last nite; she aint walkin too good this morning holla

dicked out by friarsams April 21, 2005

dicked in the head 

messed up, insane, screwy

Stay away from that guy, he's dicked in the head!

dicked in the head by Steve July 10, 2005

duckettes 

Money In cash forum not change

Gimme your Duckettes

duckettes by Paul November 19, 2004

duckdynasty 

noun

any man with a large unkempt nasty ass beard.

"Hey man, check out duckdynasty over there. He keeps trying to talk to me about government conspiracies."

duckdynasty by bloodklotter May 23, 2014

whiskey-dicked dollar 

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.

Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.

whiskey-dicked dollar by baby sea tuna January 10, 2008