dirty dual

When 2 people want to date the same person and they sleep with the wanted to person for him or her to choose who was better in bed.

Did you hear the Nelson twins dirty dueled for Janet?
Yeah they both lost as she hated both of them

Who is telling Greg the dirty dual rules?

Jesse chose Alison over Jill after there dirty dual and they haven’t spoken since

by Onlyme4you May 1, 2020

Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.

I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!

by JLO70 November 3, 2022

Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

dual wielder

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

of course i’m a dual wielder

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Dual iris

Having two shades of one color in one, but still showing a distinct difference.

I have a dual iris, the outer color is a light green and the inner is a dark green.

by SVH April 15, 2008

dual scrotum hanger

A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.

"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"

by Stimy June 13, 2008

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023