beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 11, 2004

diaper lover

A person who loves to wear diapers. This is a very neat and fun fetish!

Diapers are comtorable! And diaper lovers are normal people

by Sleepybaby February 12, 2006

bridal diaper

A diaper that is used when a wedding dress is to big or complicated to easily use the bathroom. Most brides who come in to the shop have never heard of a bridal diaper and are surprised to hear just how many we sell. It seems to be something not many brides talk about. but, there is many more in use than you would think

Some brides use "depends" others use adult bedwetting diapers. Some dressmakers are makeing Bridal diapers that mach your dress. other shops sell white covers that fit over a disposable diaper.

by bridal guide April 11, 2008

drawers

Older British word (early/mid 20th Century for certain) for women's knickers. Probabaly originates from 'drawing up' the underwear (as in drawing curtains closed/open).

My mother came rushing back in "I have forgotten to put on my drawers!

by PaulJustPaul January 10, 2008

Diaper Position

A position used in spanking.
The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.

She was such a bad girl i gave her a diaper position spanking!

by Kingjazzad12 October 9, 2008

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your upper body less constricted. This is usually done while drinking copious amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon or other inexpensive beers in an ocean or lake.

We had a blast on JB's boat the other day. We were just diapering all day in the lake ripping Blue Ribbons.

by sillyrascal August 24, 2010

Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010