distinkguished

v. past tense - the act of spraying air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

adj. a person, thing or room which has been sprayed with air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

distinkguish, distinkguished, distinkguishing

The putrid smell of his fart cloud clung to his clothes like Lindsay Lohan to a bottle of Boone's Farm. I grabbed the bottle of Febreeze and distinkguished him against his will.

by havwingswillfly August 25, 2010

destription

dih-STRIP-shuhn
- noun
1. a statement picture in words or account that describes a woman without clothing; descriptive representation of the female body
2. the act or method of describing female nudity, usually by a man
3. the act of "destripping"

A guy's "destription" of a woman: "Man, she is so hot, I haven't seen her naked but her legs are great, her ass is plump and her bosoms are at least a C."

by lifedoesntexist April 25, 2011

discrimigrape

To discriminate against a certain color grape (red, green, etc)

"Which color grapes do you want?"
- "I don't discrimigrape."

by ovylarrow March 10, 2015

Discriminasian

A racist comment towards an asian. Example: chink, twinkie, and gaysian.

Discriminasian is becoming a world known topic for everybody in Asia.

by Chew Kok Suk November 23, 2016

Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018

Distingled

When a light is distorted and twinkly

Wow that light is distingled it’s so pretty.

by Turtle 1234 May 1, 2020

text-destrian

To text and walk without looking ahead.

Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!

by DrZoo July 19, 2011