Diana Rantz

A dish of steamed rice stir-fried in a wok, often mixed with other ingredients, such as eggs, vegetables, and meat. It is sometimes served as the penultimate dish in Chinese banquets, just before dessert.

"What are you eating for dinner?"
"Um, a Diana Rantz, Duh."

by gratata19 November 26, 2014

Dianed

The process in which one becomes beyond: see White Girl Wasted and does crazy shit like Front-Flips on trampolines, touching electric fences, fighting pants, and peeing on local doughnut shops. One will know they are Dianed when you have blackouts of being blacked out.

Stranger 1: See that guy pissing on Dunking Donuts he must be Dianed!
Stranger 2: That guy is a legend!

by JSerre June 18, 2014

desana

Content quiet and shy around unknown people but loud energetic and bubbly with friends and family. Don't let Desana fool you. Sometimes a pushover. BUT They are not the nicest or the meanest.

Desana Unusual pretty cute smart

by harmonyChick July 9, 2014

Dasani Dick

A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.

"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"

by KevinWoods October 18, 2016

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by 123fgnl,mkjn April 29, 2020

DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.

Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.

by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023