tom delonge

The reason Blink182 broke up. Bastard!

Tom: I'm Tom Delonge and I'm too pussy to handle any more shows with Blink182. I will now go play in a suck-ass band called Angels and Airwaves!

by pissedoff September 18, 2008

Dildonian

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.

Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

Dildon't

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.

"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."

by Chanceous September 30, 2007

Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.

Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.

by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009

dildon't

An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.

CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."

CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"

by benwithacapitalb January 7, 2012

deloni

Deloni is a cute, funny, brave person who likes to take a risk and is adventurous but sometimes likes to stay inside and is also a girly girl. You should get a friend like her who has a great personality and great sense of style.

"She is such a Deloni"

by Nobody but somebody January 16, 2017

Urban diconary

You misspelled urban dictionary; what’s wrong with you?!

Dude you spelled urban dictionary wrong

It’s urban diconary right?
*sigh*

by Mogieymouse October 12, 2020