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Daleys

Pronounced "dailies" but always spelt with the word Dale at the front due to its origin in the town of Rochdale UK.
A Daley is a resident of aforementioned town who has risen high enough through the complex and enigmatic social structure of the town to gain admittance to Spotland Stadium.
Those who have obtained this privilege account for 0.1% of the towns population and are considered the elite of the town.

Daleys contribute to the majority of all social function within the town, they have the power to make or break the towns local council, they can take control of any piece of land at will and have infiltrated all political structures of town, they also do a great service to the township and are the first port of call when difficulties arise.
All Daleys carry the secondary title of "The Pie King's" for they have cultivated Britain's greatest pie from within their Spotland fortress, it is exceedingly good.

The Daleys have fallen on hard times economically, yet their sporting investments are beginning to flourish much to the envy of their next door rivals, the Buckets of Gigg lane, since their glory days ended some time before the last ice age, the Buckets have held a grudge against the Daleys and their incredible success story for may years now.

The King Keith is a notable Daley, his guile and cunning has been the bane of many a Bucket, King Keith has been hailed as the best Daley King for many a decade.
Bucket 1 : I was attacked by a geet band of rabbit Daleys yesterday as I strode through Heywood

Bucket 2 : Oh no my lad, if you was being bish bash beaten by a Daley, you would be floating up to the geet Gigg in the sky young fella me lad.

Bucket 1 : So who did beat me yon Saturday?

Bucket 2 : Would be the local Hey-woodsmen, I they did bite you, you must drink bleach to avoid mushroom growth on your nose and fingers.
by ThePhantomPuppeteer November 21, 2009
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Dicey

A way of describing something in way that shouldn't be good, and yet somehow is.

The main reference is due to the word being extensively used in Dublin, Ireland to refer to monday nights, which are always Dicey. There is also a slight reference to the dice and the aspect of chance. The idea that there was a chance that the thing wouldn’t be good but its ended up being cool, rad, mental, mad, wicked etc.

Origin: Dublin. (Row 16)
Bro 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Bro 2: Fucking dicey bro.
by Leeroy2015 March 7, 2015
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Dillybar

An intolerably stupid person.
Mike: Ted, you thought Wayne Gretzky was a wrestler? You dillybar!

Ted: Yeah I know, he was a hockey player. Man, I am a dillybar!
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dilly daddle

when you are messing around rather than doing what you were supposed to be doing.
Casey: "Hey Billy what did you do this weekend?"
Billy: "Nothing really, I went to the movies and then just dilly daddled around."
by Doubtfire January 12, 2009
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Dillybob

Generic word for an item that you do not know the exact word the item is called.
You walk into a hardware store and ask " I need this dillybob for the sink"
by Barb Henderson April 25, 2009
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dileo

The deal; the way it's going to be; how it will be handled; what's going down.
Q: Hey, what's the dileo?deal
A: We gonna party hearty tonight.

Q:Are we gonna gaffle those fools that dissed us?
A:That is definitely the dileo.how it will be handled

Q:Do you want us all to wear the same colors?
A:Hell yes I do; that's the dileothe way it's going to be
by mick mars May 29, 2007
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Dilexia

(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.

To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."

"thats because he has Dilexia"

"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007
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