dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.

wow! i know what this is!its dildonium

by seymour sacs April 2, 2009

dildation membrane

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.

The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.

by booger wall June 15, 2011

Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

by dildosexual August 19, 2021

musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

Concrete Dildo

The best tool for masturbating. In other terms-Perfection!

Juan: Hey babe what do you use to masturbate?
Juanita: A concrete dildo it is the most amazing thing ever!

by Whitegirl998 August 25, 2014

Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

by RustierNU March 11, 2017

bio dildo

A bio dildo is a banana. Some would even say the og dildo that the cave people used.

I just seen that girl at that table deep throat that bio dildo like it was nothing.

by Pan boi March 2, 2019