Designa Vagina

This is a vagina that has undergone plastic surgery to be made tighter.

I banged this girl from Beverly Hills and that shit was TIGHT! She had some designa vagina!

by DustOne March 25, 2009

desi

Comes from the Sanskrit "des" or "desh" meaning "country." In South Asia, it is used to refer to something that is done the Indian way -- it can mean "traditional" or, in a pejorative way, "rustic." South Asians abroad use it to refer to anything South Asian, i.e. Indian, Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc.

Indian-American: I met a couple of desi guys last night.

Indian in India: You want air conditioning so bad? Have it the desi way -- fan yourself with this paper.

by Gummmm September 30, 2008

designated hitter

A stupid rule that was implemented 40 years ago because the majority of AL teams, although some having some success in the post season, were struggling financially, and thought that by taking away the "weakest hitter" in the lineup and replacing him with some douche bag that cant field a ball but can swing a bat, would increase their ratings.

Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.

Douche - Hey bro you wanna watch the Angels and Mariners game?

Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.

Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.

Me - you do that

by Danny boy in LA June 27, 2009

design

what up and coming graphic designers aspire to - but which the Industry thinks it knows better. Hence, the degree of difficulty and countless CDs of folio examples sent by new graduates to unispired and uninspiring studios who care about material wealth and not the material.

myself and countless other graduates Australia-wide.

by dj December 7, 2003

Designated Gay Friend

When lacking in a gay friend; the chosen selected male to fill this void in a group of females. This male will rarely accept his role as the gay friend whose responsibilities include fashion consult and drama queen, so it is necessary to keep their designation as a personal joke for as long as possible. Once the cat is out of the bag, tell them they are allowed in dressing rooms, cause, well, they're gay! *wink*

Designated Gay friend's role

Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."

by Donna Frank July 19, 2006

Desi Gangster

Desi Gangster or Gangsta -

this guy is still living back in 2002 with the baggy jeans. white tees going down to his knees. closet full of throw-back jerseys. get rich or die trying. pops it in his car everyday... you dont wanna take him anywhere either cuz he will prob start beef anywhere he goes, whether it be a house jam, ur nefews bday party, Akhand Path.

posing with money in their face book picutures. (money their dad gave them for tuition or books)
- quoted from Jus Reign

Guys r at some party:

Shaan: YO who is that guy over there with them baggy pants and khanda tattoo?
Harman: Man thats Raju. He is a total Desi Gangster
(raju comes over)
Raju: EY FOOLS! whatcha lookin at? wanna start shit?

by Pumpin LIFE May 24, 2010

Designated Decoy

The one sober person at a party or bar who leaves first acting like a complete drunk fool to divert law inforcement attention so the rest of the ppl who are actually drunk can leave without fear of persecution.

James is gonna be the Designated Decoy tonight so the rest of us are free to get completely shit-house drunk.

by Newt76 October 26, 2007