Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

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a deflator

when one's erect penis is slowly lost due to a disgusting thought or image that entered the person's head. example: a fat chick in booty shorts

"yo bro i totally got a deflator when i saw big ole Marsha in them shorts!"

by dr right wing August 17, 2014

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Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

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immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

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Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

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