Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

pussy debt

I russell evers created this. When your girlfriend does not have sex with you even though you did so much for her. That night or for days after. Pussy debt can accumulate interest and lead to break ups or be sent to the ass collection dept.

My girlfriend put me through so much this weekend and than did not have sex with after all the chores, family stuff and time off from work she became deep in pussy debt

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017

Birthday Debt

Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.

"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?

by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019

debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

destroy debt december

This is the month where you have to destroy your debt. First you visit your favorite gambling site : On the 1st day you bet $1, on the 2nd day $2 and so on... On the 31st you have to bet $31.

You win destroy debt december when you are debt-free on january 1.

John: joww dude you doing destroy debt december?

Dennis: Yeah of course I hope I can pay off my student loans!
John: Nice!

by DrRocky November 16, 2018

diddy debt

In debt of a sexual favor, particularly with men; but it works with all genders.

You think i’m going to let that slide? i’m about to put you in diddy debt.

by Blaze429 August 1, 2024