dinner plates

Dilated pupils due to Ecstasy use.

"Nice dinner plates mate.", the bouncer exclaimed as he lifted the rope and let me through.

by Fuschia 1983 January 30, 2008

dinner fuck

doin' the nasty DURING dinner. normally at home or the beach, though occasionally seen at a restaurant. ranges from handjob to full-on hardcore.

It's best left to the imagination, especially the hardcore dinner fuck.

by Jon Ellison January 17, 2008

Dinner Downer

A person with an annoying diet that disrupts everyone else's meal with his irritating food requirements and/or self-righteous attitude.

Don't bring your vegan buddy to the pub tonight. That dude is a Dinner Downer, and I don't want to fucking hear it while I'm trying to enjoy my rare cheeseburger.

by VoxoFunk June 6, 2010

dinner cruise

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

dinner and a fuck

1. a date for couples when there is absolutely nothing worth seeing playing at the theaters or if they have seen everything worth seeing.

2. when people hit it off really well have dinner skip the movie and have sex.

3. humorous expression for when you like someone so much you just want to skip the bullshit wine dine or be wine and dined and fuck them.

"honey there's nothing playing in the theaters cmon karate kid remake with jackie chan? lets just have dinner and a fuck.

"omg Jenny, Thomas took me to Les Bistro last night I didn't even care about time travelers wife I just wanted to have dinner and fuck him"

by schwin connery March 1, 2010

dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)

Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"

by Biggest May 25, 2006

dinner with connie

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.

A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."

by umbrella January 4, 2005