damaging the dolton

to damage one's dolton is to have violent diarrhoea.

apparently 3 or 4 of the australian cricket team were up damaging the dolton last night, after eating a dodgy vindaloo earlier in the evening

by 12thMan November 11, 2007

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.

Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date

Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"

by PSONBT December 9, 2008

Damarion

Damarion is a cool dude. He really wants to make friends when he goes/moves somewhere new. Not many people like him because he can get annoying at times. But he tries his best to fit in and chill out.

Damarion moved from Princeton

by Pirple is just purple122 November 23, 2018

Damarian

That sexy,dark skinned man. Usually has earrings on. FUNNY, the lady's man. Stares at you but you dont know it until you catch him on the side of your eye

You start crushing on him, and when he asks you out you play it off BUT you really like him

Damarian-you wanna go out with me
Special she-*nods her head no*
Damarian-*gives you sexy smerk*
Special she-*falls in love*

by TrUeBaYbAY September 21, 2018

porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008