cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman

Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

cattle trucked

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fucked'.

As an alternative to saying "I'm knackered" meaning that one is exhausted, one could say "I'm cattled" (cattle trucked).

by Markyharley December 25, 2013

cattibre

she is nice and awesome and cool and very very very unique

wow, she is just like a cattibre!

by JuliannaTiger257 August 16, 2016

Cattibrie

Cattibrie is someone who will love you to the very end. She is a great friend and she will try to make you feel uncomfortable. She will make multiple inside jokes with you and will try to be the best person that she can be around you. She lives you and you love her. Chehoo

I love that you are a Cattibrie.

by Maryloppinsyall July 29, 2018

catto

catto is a cat but a pure cat
the enemy of doggos

i borks at a catto

by puredoggo82 January 6, 2022

the cattle are out

an expression used when something goes horribly wrong, such as 15000 dollars worth of cattle heading for the field

Mike,why are your cattle in the garden? Ahh goddamit the cattle are out, help me befor they get into the field.

by mn., November 8, 2003

top catta boul

The biggest catta out here.

1 boul : I kiss you right now bro
2 boul : You really top catta boul

by King__Semaj March 28, 2019