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Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.
"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
by Grogo December 17, 2019
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Cumsuckle

Special ingredient at Taverna
“Hey Jose, go in the bathroom and make a quart of Cumsuckle for family meal”.
by Quentin Tarentino August 8, 2020
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cumscoot

when you ejaculate on a girls back and she runs and lands on her back and slides across the floor
"cumscoot"
by ACeywacey May 7, 2021
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Cumserser

When your cum is served to another person on a plate
Girl: Hey babe, I would love a cumserser tonight.
Guy: I’ll go make one babe.
by Mr. Phappy February 28, 2022
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Cumster

Cum Dumster: being a cheap, and dirty cum waste receptacle. Where no one pulls out.
That whole group of friends are nothing but a bunch of ratchet ass CUMSTERS.
by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022
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Atomic Cumshot

When you cum in a females’ mouth and the cum fills up half or more of her stomach.
Did you hear that Zach managed to pull an atomic cumshot in Jessica last night… I watched the whole thing.
by lilmo05 May 30, 2021
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ceiling cumshot

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"
by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021
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