ceiling cumshot

Ejaculating onto the ceiling.

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

Fantasy Pig

A pig of the AFL Fantasy era.

"Hey Bill, whats tom mitchells average."

"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

Moto's Cum Load

A fat load from a fat cunt.

"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"

Of Course! he jerked off all over me.

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

How Fats Leon?

The ultimate pick up line for getting bitches.

'Awkward silence between you and a chick'

"How fats leon?" says moto

'Chick lifts up shirt and reveals glory"

by ChrissyDog June 29, 2021

Cum Bait

Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.

"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.

"PULL OUT!" says samantha

"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy

by ChrissyDog July 27, 2021