5 definitions by ChrissyDog

ceiling cumshot

Ejaculating onto the ceiling.

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

by ChrissyDog June 21, 2021

Fantasy Pig

A pig of the AFL Fantasy era.

"Hey Bill, whats tom mitchells average."

"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"

by ChrissyDog June 21, 2021

How Fats Leon?

The ultimate pick up line for getting bitches.

'Awkward silence between you and a chick'

"How fats leon?" says moto

'Chick lifts up shirt and reveals glory"

by ChrissyDog June 30, 2021

Cum Bait

Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.

"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.

"PULL OUT!" says samantha

"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy

by ChrissyDog July 28, 2021

Moto's Cum Load

A fat load from a fat cunt.

"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"

Of Course! he jerked off all over me.

by ChrissyDog June 21, 2021