Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ChrissyDog

Cum Bait

Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.

"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.

"PULL OUT!" says samantha

"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy

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The ultimate pick up line for getting bitches.

'Awkward silence between you and a chick'

"How fats leon?" says moto

'Chick lifts up shirt and reveals glory"

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A pig of the AFL Fantasy era.

"Hey Bill, whats tom mitchells average."

"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"

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"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"

Of Course! he jerked off all over me.

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"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

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