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Curse exaggeration

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting
John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration
by Xbix222 August 1, 2011
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Cursed Gang

A Geometry Dash Cult consisting of 5 members (as of writing this): MrBlackM, ItsDubVIP, ItzMatthewPlayz, GDBlackRed and LesPainSauCho.
These 5 members normally make Geometry Dash layouts that are in some way or form cursed.
by ItzCata June 13, 2022
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the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow July 26, 2016
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singularity curse

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.
by Ecnev November 21, 2019
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Lifter's curse

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"
Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs
by Lifter's Emporium Keeper May 22, 2022
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workingman's curse

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.
I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.
by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014
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The Collins Curse

when everyone you date turns gay.
Guy1: Hey lance how are you?
Guy2: My girl broke up with me for a woman
Guy1: You have the Collins curse!
by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018
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