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Cruiber

John: "Look at those disgusting white people"
Gregory: "Matey I think you mean Cruiber"
John: "Mb"
by Man who pays taxes April 15, 2023
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Nuclear Cruise

A better name for a Long Island Iced Tea. Only to be used on a Funship. Preferably with Shelia and Non-Shelia
"Yo Armand, can we have a round of Nuclear Cruises, gotta get ready to stanky leg at the D-Y-NASTY"
by Nard Dawg March 11, 2010
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California Cruiser

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010
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Colinwood cruisers

The Colinwood cruisers are a deadly gang located in Co3! The cruisers stalk their prey from the bench and or the brick wall. The follow any ops down the alleyway and rob all their goods; money, blems, loud and other bits of loot. The leader of the cruisers is a fierce man who goes by the name of BottomWeed or BigJordz. BottomWeeds right hand man known as Savvo2bummy is in control of all the ygs. Cruiser yutes- Harrison swift, Wilson nit, Alicia moore (tranny) and Connor watkinnnsssss!!!!!!!
“I’m off home now, I’ll speak to you on ps4”
“Alright In a bit mate, be careful you don’t run into the colinwood cruisers, wouldn’t want you getting hurt
by So sly October 17, 2019
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Urban Cruiser

As described by Jeremy Clarkson, Someone who isn't allowed 200 meters within an elementary school.
Jeremy Clarkson: The Toyota Urban Cruiser is the stupidest car name known to man!
by Jerkyman97 April 22, 2019
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Maui Cruiser

Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.
1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.

2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!
by hotboxin February 3, 2005
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crazier than Tom Cruise

pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise
by Jennnnnnnn July 4, 2005
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