when you are confused and puzzled to an extent that you are fucked beyond comprehension. often used in describing a really, REALLY bad situation in which impending doom is likely.
"Dude, I can't understand a single thing in this calc textbook and my exam is in an hour. I'm confuckled."
Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.
No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!