crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.

Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 13, 2004

Crouch

A tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women.

Oh man, did you see Nate the other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor.

by Ohnatecrouch January 9, 2008

viking crouch

were a male rubs his balls and anus in and around the victims face

i am going to viking crouch you

by alienhead09 October 25, 2009

crouching tiger

v. to administer a butt-whipping

Cut that out before I jump over this counter and crouching tiger your ass.

by ironpope November 7, 2003

liz crouchin it up

when you know a girl who loves bumping uglies with many a partner.. this is known as a total whore, slut, bitch, cunt, wench, dick sucke, loves anal.

any guy: (watching a girl gettign fucked) yo man shes liz crouchin it up

by brian bobby1 May 11, 2008

Croucher Humour

The lowest form of lame humour. The kind of humour only funny to one self.

"I've been told i lost weight." Croucher-"Where did you lose it"

croucher humour

by croucherhumour February 18, 2010

crotchy

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...
Dude1:Good idea

by XxGofigurexX November 12, 2007