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crotchy 

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...
Dude1:Good idea

crotchy by XxGofigurexX November 12, 2007