cris

I always considered you a great person and that's what you are I suppose, but you promised me that you would never leave and you left in the most painful way of my life possible, it is so sad that I still think of you and you have completely forgotten me.

Did you see cris?
Yes, give off enthusiasm for loving someone

by ilywara January 4, 2022

Cris Collinsworth

The NFL announcer that sucks Patrick Mahomes off everytime he makes any play.

There the announcer goes giving him the Cris Collinsworth treatment.

by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023

Cris

A gremlin that hides in the dark

"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"

by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021

Cris

Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.

Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"

by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022