cripple

cripple or kripple

-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.

a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).

b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.

c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.

Yo! I got cripple cash today, lets go spend it.
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)

That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)

There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)

Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)

by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 3, 2006

crippled soul

When ones inner self or individual identity is in danger of becoming extinct. Someones inner self or self concise is dying and everyone can see and feel it.Basically to have ones spirit abandon or leave them due to harm or terrible acts ( doing fat chicks).

Man I use to help old ladies cross the street, now I charge them $1 for my service, I have a fucking crippled soul. Save me baby Jesus.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008

Cripple dick

When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.

Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.

Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!

by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015

cripple crapple

A ccrap in disabled people toilets

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.

by maschinetheist January 12, 2012

Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.

Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'

by duckfromyork August 21, 2010

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003